if you ever wanted to know who I followed on twitter, here it is
Internet pls help I dunno which mothers day card is funnier LOL
hi!!! my name is Kingsley. Can I use the double grenade and triple grenade at my bar???
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Anonymous
Are you high? You will absolutely lose your liquor license if you get caught. By all means go ahead if you really want to. I don’t recommend it. I refuse to serve it at my bar.
oh… my… today is just the best of days. Mexico I love you
french 75, a new years necessity. happy 2013 to all my favourite friends
Soups on.
all set for a christmas miracle
Drunken birthday pizza: buffalo strips on one half, calamari and fried fish on the other. I am genius personified, bow to me
First step towards becoming an actual zombie… veal brains w/ truffle/parsnip purée. (Taken with Instagram at Yours Truly)
childish man dies tragically while photographing “666 boobs” on his speedometer (Taken with Instagram)
colour isolation, easiest way to make epic photos (Taken with Instagram)
ya done good, kid. (Taken with Instagram)
my new favourite activity (Taken with Instagram)
leftover pizza, from scratch. officially dead and in heaven, goodnight folks (Taken with Instagram)
bourbon (obviously), cola reduction, fernet, lime, angostura. simple yet oh my god effective. (Taken with instagram)
